Game of Thrones – Gilbert & Sullivan (UPDATED)

· TV
Authors

I am the very model of a dragon king Targaryen.
I’ve studied all the families from Mallister to Jon Arryn.
I’ve mastered all the magics from the fire to the facelessness,
And yet I’m not so sure about that shadow-casting red priestess.
I ride on dragons, reign down fire, and roar like a barbarian.
I am the very model of a dragon king Targaryen.

My reign is always challenged by the madness of my ancestors.
I guess it’s true that incest makes you crazy; see the Lannisters.
I’ll bring a flood of fire and blood and quash all this tomfoolery,
And shepherd all of Westeros into a state of normalcy.
The yearnings of my kingdom are a calling from the clarion.
I am the very model of a dragon king Targaryen.

A strain of Aegon’s greatness yet remains inside my blood and bones,
My sovereign name and righteous claim shall end this petty game of thrones.
And all across the continent from Dorne to Pyke to Castle Black,
The bards will sing and hail the king. We’ll get this nation back on track!
So tall I’ll stand, more god than man, the Seven Kingdoms’ guardian,
I am the very model of a dragon king Targaryen.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: