“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles.If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”– Sun Tzu, THE ART OF WAR, 5th […]
★½ Have you ever wanted to watch The LEGO Movie, except less interesting, less exciting, less funny, and less fun? How about a dull movie that pretends to be the same kind of exploitative toy commercial that satirizes modernism and conformity, and cannibalizes LEGO in everything from the use of Will Ferrell to the insurgent […]
★★★ If the entire world was destroyed in 1945, at least the commies would go with it. Oppenheimer will not decisively answer the universal questions you bring with you to the big screen. To the extent I can extrapolate an answer from Christopher Nolan himself based upon the story of the film, I suspect that […]
★★ In his elder years, Steven Spielberg, my favorite filmmaker, has outsourced his creative instincts to an inferior. Now that inferior has both politicized and trivialized his own life story, and Spielberg can only play to its hits like a copycat. The Fabelmans is perhaps the least affecting film Spielberg has ever made. So disjointed […]
★★½ Both the good and the bad of Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One can be summed up by a sequence early on that told me more about the film than anything else on its own did. A group of government heads are having an intelligence meeting about the central threat – a rogue […]
Creed III is not a Rocky or a Creed movie. It’s a boxing movie that, not unlike Rocky V, disgraces both franchises and star characters at the center. Oh, it’s a fine concept for its own boxing movie. Michael B. Jordan should have directed Jonathan Majors as his own star in his own film with […]
★★½ Let me start with this. Good Will Hunting is an Oscar satire. It’s a fine – if incomplete – movie in its own right, but when you look at it from a distance, two things stand out. The first is that Matt Damon had mired himself in way too many Zinn-ified revisionisms and pre-Revolutionary […]
★★★★ “One of these days, it’s just gonna be like…” *cocks machine gun I never liked The Office – mainly because I never found it to be as consistently funny as Office Space. The target is generally the same, but Mike Judge did in an hour and a half what that show couldn’t do in […]
★★★★ Schindler’s List should be remembered for more than just being a Holocaust movie. It takes more than simply depicting a violent historical subject to make a film as magnificent as Schindler’s List is. Steven Spielberg may have been personally drawn to the subject, but the story he actually told with his 1993 black & […]
★★ Usually a movie that gets two stars from me gets it because despite my disappointment with it, I’m unable to care enough to downgrade its score further. But there is another kind of 2-star picture – the kind that wildly swings between very strong high points and other moments that are so pathetic that […]
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